Pretentious if I do say so myself!

I just published my last entry and looked at it in the Blog and happened to read my 'headers' list. What pretentious bullshit?
Like I really know anything about that stuff......and besides I seem to be sort of a one note Johnny recently. Vomitus of the political sort.
OK. So did anyone see today's headline story about the licentious gnomes stolen from a 'garden gnome peepshow' in Germany? I swear to God it's true! Who would have thought such a thing existed?