Apple experiments with new app?

Recent news reports  announced that two Chinese satellites maneuvered so as to be able to execute a gentle "bump" in space recently.   What is not reported is that the event marked the first time that Apple app developers attempted to scale up the popular "bump" app for the iPhone to a level at which satellites in space would be able to instantly share information and exchange data.  iPhone users with their own personal satellites will be able to download the compressed version of this app soon.    Who would ever have imagined?  You read it here first.